“OI think I’m concussed! You gotta play hurt, the suits wouldn’t be playing right now! I gotta trade.” If that’s what it takes to make #DDTG clients money I’ll do it. I brought the green hammer of death out and concussed myself in the process. Then, suddenly, Portnoy fell to the floor, after thumping his logo with the massive hammer. “I’ve got the Green Hammer of Death, stocks only go up when I pick this thing up! I’m up 20 grand on the day - 22 grand!” “You’re at $29.87, get over!” Portnoy exclaimed. Unlike most founders of major companies valued at $450 million, Portnoy traded on a June afternoon in garb fit for a frat boy - wearing a personalized Boston Celtics jersey and a white cap adorned with a DDTG logo, short for his self-proclaimed stock picking service - Davey Day Trader Global. As the seconds ticked down toward market close, Portnoy reached down to his smartphone and began to blare the 1983 hit “Sweet Dreams” by the British duo Eurythmics. Swinging a heavy green mallet above his head, Portnoy did his best Carlton Fisk impression, imploring shares of Penn National Gaming to move higher. Earlier this summer, with the global sports schedule sidelined by a once-in-a-century pandemic, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy occupied his time by day trading on a live webcam in front of thousands of loyal Stoolies.
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